Humorous sarcasm about dating

I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles.I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. He is having fun, doing what he wants and is making his own rules. When I read this profile, I instantly felt attraction towards the guy writing it.Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Truth is the first sentence kind of threw me off, but as I continued reading, my attraction began to grew.You are much better off speaking your mind, as that will significantly increase your chances of finding a reader who will relate and agree with what you say.So, here is the profile that I simply had to post here.Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo Girls OK girls, waiting for your emails…go So now it’s my turn to answer the question that is running through your head. This guy wrote his profile for himself knowing, that if a girl didn’t like this profile, he probably wouldn’t have liked the girl. I was so intrigued by this guy that I contacted him and asked him what made him write a profile like this.The feeling I got when I read his profile was, This guy is okay with our without me and he will not attempt to impress me by being someone he’s not. His response was: “haha yea at first i wrote a regular profile, then i read it over and i was like ‘this is so freaking boring’. Something I wanted to write that would make me laugh. I got a TON of emails from cool women.” He and I talked a little more and I immediately got a sense of his full character.

So, here goes…Despite being very busy (aren’t we all?But sometimes she’s in a contrary mood and pretends not to get it or to be so far above it all — but only toward me.She never directs her “Let’s not be mean” or “Well, why would we want to do that?Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live). Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me 3. What this profile says to me, as a woman, is: – This guy is fun and exciting – He is open to taking risks and is okay with failing.POF (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one: 1. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit 4. – He doesn’t NEED my approval I see so many guys make the mistake of writing their profiles FOR women, rather than FOR themselves.

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